Horny grandmother wants to have fun

I'm getting on in years, but I know exactly how to throw a party.

It's been getting increasingly lonely in my apartment lately, or at least that's how it feels. I'm not one to give up and I'm eagerly awaiting all the sweet responses I'll receive from men who are interested in me as their partner.

It probably won't surprise you when I say I'm in a committed relationship but feel a lot is lacking at home. I hear it a lot from friends who have the same problem. Apparently, there are a lot of great guys here, so I'm curious.

My little boyfriend and I are enjoying life to the fullest; we do a lot of fun things together. But you know what, a dog doesn't say much in conversation.