Old grandmother wants young men

At my age, you're often lonely, especially when your employer has just decided to close down the business. I'm often alone during the day. Maybe there's a man in the same boat! Would you also like more than just going up and down? More than just in and out? Would you mind talking to me?

I've been single for half my life; being the perpetual bachelor never really bothered me. Now that I'm getting older, I feel like I want to get rid of the label of perpetual bachelor.

I should really ask who's still waiting for me. Of course, sixty is the new forty, but we don't look that attractive anymore at this age.

I'm not Kim Feenstra or any other hottie. I might be a bit overweight, but I'm sweet and very sociable, and I'm a great cook. So why haven't you responded yet?