Horny granny wants to date

The grass always seems greener on the other side, yet I feel like it's truly greener on my side. When I see my neighbor's happiness with her new boyfriend, I feel a pang of jealousy. May this happiness come my way too.

I've already been through a lot, which is why I'm here looking for a fresh start with someone special to share the rest of my life with. It sounds too good to be true, but I'm just going for it.

Old and discarded, or not? My friend thinks so, "Old ones don't do that anymore."

I can have some pretty spicy thoughts. I like a bit of excitement in life, to keep my senses stimulated. And if that doesn't happen naturally, then you have to create it for yourself, right? A hot position, or maybe a toy. Or would you prefer me with my ass bent over?! I'm sure we'll figure it out together, don't you think?