Old grandmother wants young men

Baby, come to me, I'm going to give you a wonderful time. I'm finding it all so boring, isn't my life over yet? Young men are welcome to apply too, even!

Will you come keep me company every now and then? The days are sometimes so tedious and long for me. My children do visit me, but they go home again, and then I'm alone again. I'd really like someone to stay with me afterward.

When I go for something, I want to get the most out of it. My husband, however, is satisfied with much less, which is why I'm looking for something! Are you also a go-getter?

It might sound a bit blunt, and I hope I don't turn everyone off, but I just want to be pampered. That was a long time ago, and I just don't remember how it feels. Now come on, guys, let's hear it!