Lonely granny wants to date

It might sound a bit blunt, and I hope I don't turn everyone off, but I just want to be pampered. That was a long time ago, and I just don't remember how it feels. Now come on, guys, let's hear it!

My marriage is almost over. I'm completely done with this man! I can't let go of him, and he demands all my time. I really don't want that, so it won't last much longer between us. I hope you're not one of those men who can't leave me alone and is constantly breathing down my neck. Of course, I don't do it the other way around either; that could work just fine, right?

I always love feeling the sun on my skin. Even in the winter sun, I love drinking a cup of coffee outside. If you can't enjoy the little things anymore, isn't life worth much?

I spend every evening on the couch, and it's becoming another boring evening. I'd love to go out, but I have to do it alone, and I'm not good at that. Maybe you'd like to surprise me sometime and go on a date with me.