Horny grandmother wants to have sex

Can I challenge you? To actually show up? Because I've tried a few times now. Sometimes I even made an actual appointment, but it's happened more than once that I've been waiting for nothing. So, that's why I'm asking if I can challenge you. To actually show up for an appointment. Will you?

I've recently become very enthusiastic about swimming. While the ladies my age just chat, I'm only swimming laps. Who wants to join me for a real swim sometime?

After my divorce, I completely reinvented myself and started enjoying the little things in life, and I actually quite like that. Because being able to drink a cup of coffee outside while listening to a bird sing is a wonderful thing, isn't it?

I'm looking for more than just friendship, not a relationship. Perhaps a sexual relationship if it can be done discreetly.